Coffee, Cards, and a Goatee.

This needs to stop. I've been down in Florida, visiting my Dad, who recently moved down here. Bad luck continues to plague me: Flight delayed 2 1/2 hours, terrible ear pain on the way down, deaf afterwards, got in the pool this morning, got out, felt lump in pocket, it was my cell phone. Destroyed.

Do I have to sacrifice some livestock or something? Make a pilgimage?

Seriously, what the hell?