Coffee, Cards, and a Goatee.
12.16.2005
HOME.
Here I am. Home. Thank freaking god. Kind of.
See, here's the deal. I am glad to be home. Really. There is nothing more comforting anywhere on Earth. But there are also a lot of things that are not so good about being home, especially this time around. So, in no order of importance, I give you my lists:
Reasons Why Its Good To Be Home:
1) Free, unobstructed, unclaimed food. Good god its everywhere. And I'm encouraged on a regular basis to consume as much of it as possible. Given the fact that my waistline may soon have its own gravitational pull, this may be on the other list as well.
2) The ability to feel all of my extremities. In Binghamton, my house is often kept at a balmy 52 degrees. At least here, in White Plains, I can feel 9 out of 10 toes, and the appendage that counts the most. The thumb. Right hand. Sick puppy that you are.
3) Wireless internet. Im in my bed right now, watching some glorious show on Comedy Central called "Comedians Of Comedy". Thank god for that.
4) Being done with the semester. I mean, is it just me, or was that a tough one? Damn!
5) Seeing the other set of friends/people. I love all you Bingers dearly, but theres also an entire WP crew to be considered. Plus, lots of quality Heather time. Yeah it's sappy, but I can't help it.
6) My mother effin' birthday. 'Nuff said.
Reasons Why Its Not Good To Be Home:
1) Surgery. Dec. 22nd. 1 1/2 hours, 3 weeks recovery. Um...fuck.
2) Grades. I dont want to know them, and neither do you. Admit it.
3) White Plains drama. Ain't nothing like it. And if you're not in it or next to it, theres not even a point in explaining it to you. This one somewhat falls in the positive category, cause everyone loves drama. Yes you do, don't lie.
4) With all of this crap going on, I haven't really had time to even think about my birthday. So if you were going to ask me what I wanted, I dont know. At all. And if you want to know what I want to do on my birthday, I dont know as well.
So I guess at a count of 6 items to 4, its good to be home. If you have anything to add to either list, please leave a comment. It's lonley on this blog all by myself.
See, here's the deal. I am glad to be home. Really. There is nothing more comforting anywhere on Earth. But there are also a lot of things that are not so good about being home, especially this time around. So, in no order of importance, I give you my lists:
Reasons Why Its Good To Be Home:
1) Free, unobstructed, unclaimed food. Good god its everywhere. And I'm encouraged on a regular basis to consume as much of it as possible. Given the fact that my waistline may soon have its own gravitational pull, this may be on the other list as well.
2) The ability to feel all of my extremities. In Binghamton, my house is often kept at a balmy 52 degrees. At least here, in White Plains, I can feel 9 out of 10 toes, and the appendage that counts the most. The thumb. Right hand. Sick puppy that you are.
3) Wireless internet. Im in my bed right now, watching some glorious show on Comedy Central called "Comedians Of Comedy". Thank god for that.
4) Being done with the semester. I mean, is it just me, or was that a tough one? Damn!
5) Seeing the other set of friends/people. I love all you Bingers dearly, but theres also an entire WP crew to be considered. Plus, lots of quality Heather time. Yeah it's sappy, but I can't help it.
6) My mother effin' birthday. 'Nuff said.
Reasons Why Its Not Good To Be Home:
1) Surgery. Dec. 22nd. 1 1/2 hours, 3 weeks recovery. Um...fuck.
2) Grades. I dont want to know them, and neither do you. Admit it.
3) White Plains drama. Ain't nothing like it. And if you're not in it or next to it, theres not even a point in explaining it to you. This one somewhat falls in the positive category, cause everyone loves drama. Yes you do, don't lie.
4) With all of this crap going on, I haven't really had time to even think about my birthday. So if you were going to ask me what I wanted, I dont know. At all. And if you want to know what I want to do on my birthday, I dont know as well.
So I guess at a count of 6 items to 4, its good to be home. If you have anything to add to either list, please leave a comment. It's lonley on this blog all by myself.
:: posted by Bingmagi, 11:35 PM
